Cannot stop laughing
My mother thinks this is the funniest thing she keeps walking away laughing and coming back to look at it
Can this be the new universal sign for that?
this is going to happen. New universally recognized motion.
lmao the pope better watch his fucking back
people who put the video link in a little “x” under their gifs are my favourite kind of people
#the oncoming storm
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
this is getting out of hand
what … what have you done … . .WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
I was at Target yesterday and this little girl wanted to buy Halo 4, but this lady came up to her and said video games are for boys. This lady had a box of trix in her cart and so the girl grabs the box and said ‘and trix are for kids.’ and ran off with the cereal and the game.
Small child: 1; Lady: 0
This child wins in life.
THIS IS SO CUTE IT’S PAINFUL
jim fucking carrey
jim fucking carrey
I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.This is what happens when Canadians are let loose and try to prank people
humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars